collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy)

When someone calls me attractive 

(Source: josholdridge)

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing)

b00b-marley:

I’m constantly torn between not wanting to go out and then feeling like I missed out on something if I don’t go out

(Source: ben-fongtorres)

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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